officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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