We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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