and you said cock pushups were impossible
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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