should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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