i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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