Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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