I need help removing her.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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