She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
