It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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