They should really pass out barf bags in church
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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