What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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