Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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