my vag is so smooth its legendary
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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