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i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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