What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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