I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
