He had one of those small greek statue penises
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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