Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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