why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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