never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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