Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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