these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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