Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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