It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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