You're completely useless in the revolution.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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