there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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