6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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