I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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