i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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