the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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