evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
