Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
