Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just had sex on a roof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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