I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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