So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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