i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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