went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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