Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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