just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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