sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think I just sharted jello shots
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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