HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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