He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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