No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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