I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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