my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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