Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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