so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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