I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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