By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
