I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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