Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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