She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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