I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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