you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She bit a glass in half.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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