if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
