btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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