Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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