Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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