Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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